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IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google


TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am, #224616
This is not the google you're using.


MAN O MAN -


TAGS: perfect man search finished mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by mariand

nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm, #252613
May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am, #235882
I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am, #235877
WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am, #235871
I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I a**ure you I do exist;)
gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm, #235833
hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"


RCMP -


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm, #259602
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm, #259597
I LOVE YOU, PRISSY!
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm, #259418
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm, #259417
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am, #259371
cute
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am, #259369
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?


EXPERIMENTATION -




MASKS -


TAGS: blue skin searched through passed
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 10:12 am, #232394
Wow... demotivationnal and absolutely romantique...... xx
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm, #226510
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm, #226509
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm, #227172
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


HELLO -




THE DESTRUCTION OF THE DEATH STAR LEFT A LOT OF PEOPLE WITHOUT A JOB -




SEARCH ENGINES - I Googled "who gives a shit" and my name wasn't in the results.


TAGS: computer search insults
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:12 pm, #243734
Love making ya laugh Sho!
Sho - February 23, 2013, 3:06 am, #243726
LMAO


HEY LOOK AT ME -


TAGS: desperation recognition search social media
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:04 pm, #235573
Ju5t a little rough on the belly flop, but excellent execution.
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:03 am, #227040
he's going going going , 10 from all the judges


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm, #213651
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm, #213650
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people g**?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm, #149804
lol "Why are there school."


BETTER YET! -


TAGS: tsa bodysearch commando kilt
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by sickartist

fred - November 22, 2010, 6:34 pm, #203639
Clever! Though disturbing...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:56 am, #203594
meh...they're a bunch of girls over there.....Good to see you Sick.....or was that "sick to see you...good"?
sickartist - November 22, 2010, 11:53 am, #203593
It would be my only one on Politifake, but why not?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:11 am, #203565

funny, could be posted at politifake.org as well


BACKYARD SAFARI -


TAGS: grass search pith weed whacker
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:44 pm, #220508
Been there... 5 snakes in the grass


RETIREED D. I. -




NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm, #133832
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am, #133215
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am, #133214
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am, #133213
Awwwwwwwww.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am, #133212
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am, #133209
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am, #133206
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am, #133205
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm, #133175
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am, #132832
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm, #132820
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm, #132813
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I a**ume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm, #132812
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm, #132811
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm, #132810
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm, #132808
How do you know my Wife Ron?


GOOGLE -




GOOGLE -




GOOGLE - Now with more results than God


TAGS: google god search
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Death

aesop's folly - November 5, 2009, 5:04 pm, #134398
old ****
Derek - November 5, 2009, 4:01 pm, #134388
Should we burn our computers?


APARTMENT SEARCH -


TAGS: apartment search humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:18 am, #248957
That is the honest to God truth. I drew out a cartoon recently about this very issue. Yours is easier to comprehend, lol.


Monkeys -




MOTIFAKE - Most Of The Time It Starts With A Picture That Flashes Into Your Mind!


TAGS: searching the web for your next pic
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by forseti

Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 2:29 am, #177066
Brilliant!
mitroim - April 30, 2010, 2:11 pm, #174097
Very nice! 5L!
forseti - April 30, 2010, 1:21 pm, #174093
Thank you and special thx to GS again for his grammar help ;)
Faceplant31 - April 30, 2010, 12:39 pm, #174088
Very nice pic and caption combo foreskinny!


WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre


TAGS: doctor funny comedy i was bored and listening to george carlin while searching google randomly
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Joshy8632

Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm, #229152
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm, #150151
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm, #149738
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm, #149737
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm, #149736
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm, #149734
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm, #149732
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm, #149727
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...f*** it, I'll round up.


POLACKS -




STEM CELL RESEARCH - Science is Satan's Handiwork Jesus Decides When You Die Be Grateful or You're Going to Hell


TAGS: stem cell research bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am, #38848
Just out of curiosity, what religion ARE you? If you really are an atheist... What's your logic. Just apathy?
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:13 am, #38847
Spell check on myself: make that "like a fart" drop the "s". Spelling nazis can move on, thank you.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:11 am, #38846
Personnally, I don't care what religion people believe in but LogicDude is right you ain't funny. Your opinion is like a farts, no matter how hard you try, it still won't amount to ****.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 11:30 am, #35386
Yes...you have just one long unfunny - not one iota - theme. We get it already. You're against Christians. NEXT!!!
gonepostal42 - November 11, 2008, 3:11 am, #35303
just for the record, that's sarcastic. Check out the rest of my posts...there's a common theme
Merlin - November 10, 2008, 11:39 pm, #35261
Bwahahah! Oh, f***, that's funny an- wait, you're serious? Ahh, who gives a **** what crock you believe in, I'm gonna do who and what I please, and science it up!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:15 pm, #34298
IF I AM GOING TO HELL I MIGHT AS WELL DO WHAT I WANT AND ENJOY THE RIDE!!!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:14 pm, #34297
(Cap lock Time.)


SEARCH - We all keep on searching for something we will never find


TAGS: search
Rating: 4.5/5

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I HAVE TRAVELED THE WORLD - In search of all that was missing in my life only to return home and find it.


TAGS: self search finding
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by ponderous

ponderous - April 2, 2012, 4:34 pm, #232596
Actually, yeah.
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:12 am, #232572
so you've traveled accros the land searching far and wide


Hidden -


TAGS: i searched the world over and i thought wrong
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Oldsod - March 30, 2014, 8:58 pm, #253948
Gawd...I'm at teh age now where if I don't put stuff in the same place each time (usually cargo pockets), I'll never find it. 5'd and Faved!
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:07 pm, #253926
A 5L Greeny for not mentioning the time I managed to lock all 3 keys in the car, with it running and of course locked. Dammit, did I just type that out loud?
Airman - March 30, 2014, 1:26 pm, #253918
a great way to annoy others is to find your car in a big parking lot by hitting the panic b***on on your remote
spacedog - March 30, 2014, 11:41 am, #253915
Ha! Keys are the worst. Well except for the one time I couldn't find the car. Lost my 5hit that day.


Google Safe Search -




Answers -




this labor day -




google search catheter - did you mean twilight? -


TAGS: google search catheter twilight is everywhere
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:19 am, #250497
I Ph**oshoped it using a hyperbole; basically, everywhere you go there Twilight is.
EmilioDumphque - October 18, 2013, 6:02 pm, #250490
That's not what I get, in five tries. It is probable that Google suggests things similar to your recent searches.


Pear of Anguish -




Knock Knock -




THAT SUPREME MOMENT - When your website first appears In Google's Autocomplete




Odds Are -


TAGS: luck opportunity lost missed searching
Rating: 4.82/5

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MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 2:18 pm, #248069
That's okay ghoul (muffled teehee) I'm not afraid of snakes!
falloutghoul - July 26, 2013, 8:01 am, #248067
Sorry, Priss. You rolled Snake-Eyes.


WHAT HE/SHE WANTS -




LABORATORY ANIMALS -




INSANELY RICH -


TAGS: steph boyfriend search
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - March 3, 2011, 8:56 pm, #213522

here
rerun - March 3, 2011, 8:56 pm, #213521

I wonder how many e-mail hits she will get from this being posted her
Mahomygod - March 3, 2011, 8:52 pm, #213520
Insanely rich? Will 1 out of 2 do ok?
Airman - March 3, 2011, 5:45 pm, #213503
it didn't come through very well.. it actually says 19 to 26
Greeny - March 3, 2011, 4:23 pm, #213502
13 to 26? Crap, I'm out


TIMMIES 1,000,000TH REJECT - Timmies assemble the smartest of their kind to embark on a mission- Find the elusive post that finally gets them on Motifake The guy in front: another Timmy


TAGS: timmy futile search
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by frixxxx

agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:41 am, #179973
Well played. 5L


SEARCH ENGINES -


TAGS: chocolate search engines
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Derek - November 27, 2009, 3:19 pm, #140532
Social networking - in chocolate flavour (and it makes more sense)
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 12:06 pm, #140508
My 5


Q - Questionably Quirky, Quivering With Queer, Quab While Quackling, Quaesitum For A Quasi.


TAGS: oddly strange while shaking with indifference of maturity while suffocating and searching for a meaning xp a poet i am
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 3:21 pm, #229212
4Ls for your retaliation rhyme, made me chuckle :)
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 2:11 am, #153208
For those who do not understand what this means, try looking at the tags. Although accurate, a word or two must be inferred from the true meaning to make the general point across.
snyderguyz - January 8, 2010, 7:27 am, #151062
You forgot Quisp - the world's most awesome cereal - it's a 70's thing.
Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:02 am, #151045
Wha... Hesh, ehhh! 1/5 Lions?? Man you guys have no love for poets. Fine. "Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Tried To ****, But Only Farted, Here I Stand, A Little Depressed, I Force A Fart, But **** My Pants." HAPPY?! XD


HANNAH MONTANA - Yes. You are now less popular than a taco.


TAGS: hannah montana taco tacos google search
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by john

Cubby Fan - June 16, 2009, 6:57 pm, #87608
I would like to lick her taco.
pedobear - December 22, 2008, 1:53 am, #45969
I would eat her taco and the stick it in her b*** and p**** and when i came I'd do so on her face
fatty - November 11, 2008, 5:53 pm, #35538
Tacos rule
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 27, 2008, 11:17 am, #17065
Everything but burritos is going to score negatively compared to tacos. Maybe even pot, ***, and Star Wars. Of course, Star wars is the taco of movie franchises, so that doesn't count.
Anakun - August 27, 2008, 9:50 am, #17016
use google compare much easier than this


THE X-PLANES - Smokin'.


TAGS: aviation x planes airplanes research science
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by okami

Borp - July 4, 2009, 4:46 pm, #92832
X-3 FTW. Now if it'd had decent engines. . .


WIKIPEDIA - Because close does in fact work with more than horseshoes and hand grenades.




Inquisitive -


TAGS: question answer research truth fear
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 12, 2015, 8:40 am, #261965
love this'n


SCIENCE! -


TAGS: spock research important questions
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:17 am, #260392
LOL!! And I thought I was bad at math!!!!! Well, I am, but that makes ME look like Einstien! 5L!
Oldsod - March 14, 2015, 10:35 pm, #260378
Don't blame me...it was a British study. Probably by the same folks that determined that the name "Gary" will be nonexistent in 50 years or so.
MissPriss - March 14, 2015, 8:40 pm, #260376
'sod...that's 5L illogical!


Nowadays -


TAGS: internet search bust wtf
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:43 pm, #258779
I enjoy google f@#k ups when they happen, but yes, normally the wife would not be amused!!! LOL!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2014, 1:02 am, #258749
What's worse when you're trying something different for dinner, your wife suggests Chinese cuisine . . . . "Asian dishes" is NOT what you want to type.
mizzdizz - December 10, 2014, 10:00 pm, #258740
ROTFL!!!!!! I wonder what, 'choking on coffee' would kick up, and do I really want to know?!!!
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 2:59 pm, #258720
Told my Mom, she was looking for a picture of me... try to google water sports, Black Warrior, River... Mulberry Fork. She was not amused, very much not amused. 5'd.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 10, 2014, 10:35 am, #258715
Lol! You're having way too much fun with Google this morning, Gar. XD
GaryO - December 10, 2014, 8:50 am, #258711
Heh, the wife, looking for recipes, googled ‘gramma’s cookies’.....now in my favs.


AIRPORT SECURITY -


TAGS: criteria search tsa humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 4, 2015, 5:14 pm, #259287

p***erse. That's p***erse to you, bub.
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 4:29 pm, #259286
Well gee, Vernie, didn’t know you’d installed that inverse image app. Appreciate it.
lgvernon - January 4, 2015, 4:16 pm, #259285

This is actually me, guys. I did ph**oshop my curves to less eye-popping proportions. It's so hard to be brainy and this gorgeous, too. You have no idea what I go through...
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 4:07 pm, #259284
Tag less ‘luggage’. Thank you Hanes, but there is definitely junk in that trunk, and those bolt-ons ain’t foolin’ nobody...better check though.
Greeny - January 4, 2015, 9:05 am, #259280
hey now, this unabashed targeting of my brethren is not taken lightly; especially when they are probably quite heavy.
Sho - January 4, 2015, 9:00 am, #259279
Her body on this one is heavily ph**oshopped but she still gorgeous and very curvy
Oldsod - January 4, 2015, 7:10 am, #259278
True. She could be hiding anything in there...silicone...gelignite...undeclared watermelons...
concern3 - January 4, 2015, 3:28 am, #259275
And no man or woman on earth can blame them. You can't be too careful when it comes national security'


Second Search -


TAGS: internet search never ending
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:55 pm, #258816
Dixie Gun Works, West Tennessee, if they don't have 'em, they have reproductions.
GaryO - December 12, 2014, 10:16 am, #258801
S-o-o-o-o, yer not gonna mention JLO, leaning over the fender, wearing nothing but a wiring harness on page 17?
Greeny - December 12, 2014, 6:14 am, #258794
Look up Rockwell JLO engine wiring diagrams - found what I wanted after 23 pages of Jennifer Lopez
EmilioDumphque - December 12, 2014, 2:38 am, #258792
Try looking for spears, like the kind they used to use in Brittany.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:31 pm, #258775
Emilio! I detect a fellow explorer of the unique and odd things that Google provides when searching for the answer to a simple question! Great way to spend a lazy day!
GaryO - December 11, 2014, 3:36 pm, #258766
Nope. and I've made it a rule to not search for anything with the word 'homo'in there somewhere. But that's just me.
EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2014, 11:43 am, #258762
Then you've never searched for something obscure among the homographs.
GaryO - December 11, 2014, 9:16 am, #258755
Yeah, no. Page number two is, well, number two. And I've never felt lucky, either.


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